he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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