He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
we should paint friendship bongs
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