There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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