you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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