talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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