The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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