So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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