ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Dicks are not precious.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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