i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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