I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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