I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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