Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
NoShamevember. You game?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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