guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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