That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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