It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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