dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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