So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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