Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i dont even know how to be here
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
