everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
