he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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