i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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