I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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