ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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