Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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