Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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