puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i think im in europe. pls send help
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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