did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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