Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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