I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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