You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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