I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
vagina is talking i cant
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Come on in and take your pants off
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