does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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