Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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