So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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