East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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