Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Randomize