How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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