I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
