At least make sure they are 18
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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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