ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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