i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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