Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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