my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
