I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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