If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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