Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I love having hate sex.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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