New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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