I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
