He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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