Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years