I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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