it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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