He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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