Porn is love you can see.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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